Sometimes actors venture into the realm of popular music. Sometimes this is a blatant cash-in, sometimes it's a lifelong dream fulfilled. Sometimes the products of this union are surprisingly fun, if in part for overwhelming cheese value - i point to Rick Springfield's "Jesse's Girl" or the complete works of William Shatner. Sometimes these experiments go horribly, horribly awry. I've seen Don Johnson's "Heartbreak" repeatedly referred to on MTV as the worst video of all time, but Bruce Willis's own venture into 80's schlock-pop is definitely in the running, and, in my opinion, at least, the undisputed winner is Scott Baio's "Wanted For Love," which Stereogum linked to last week. I think thi may be the worst song i have ever heard. Worse than Creed. Worse than Cousin Oliver. Worse than Puddle of Mudd. Worse than 98 Degrees. Far, far worse than Don Johnson. Sorry, Chachi.

Alright, who disagrees with me? Are there any actor/trix musical malfunctions i've neglected to mention?