hello, patent office?

I had a brilliant idea while walking across the Manhattan bridge on my way to the doctor this morning. Inspired by Major League, I buy a life size naked cut out of For every book i finish in grad chool, i stack it in front of the cutout, until he's not only modest, but all walled up "Cask of Amon Tillado" style. It's totally practical cause all i would need would be a, uh, lifesize cut out of a.. university... administratoooh, fuck, Well, I'll figure something out