apartment has large crack in walls above one of the doorways and some of the windows, including the three in my bedroom. Huge waterbug flew around the apartment, terrorized my roomate, and then disappeared into cracks above his room about ten minutes ago. aww, fuck.

the cracks aren't visible unless you stand on a ladder and look down. Well, worse comes to worse, we'll get some sealant and box the bug in. I really hope bug is singular.