Funny story. I'm walking around the village looking for off-campus locations to which to move classes with Maris. We see the headquarters of a certain business magazine owned by a certain former presidential candidate. Rhymes with "orbs." As we are walking out, having talked with the security guard about the possibility of hosting strike classes at said corporate offices, we see the display in the entryway which is an advertisement for said magazine and concludes with the slogan: "CAPITALIST TOOL." I started cracking up.

Oh, by the way, we're going on strike in eight days. Eight frigging days. And yes, this is a staff editorial.