Go vote for my great aunt Elaine in Heeb's Battle of the Schwartzes. (Even if the entry lies about the fact that both my brother lev, a pre-teen metalhead if ever there was one, (maybe this "Dan" is a pseudonym?) went to and my cousin caleb (whose last name is technically not Schwartz, even if he is Elaine's grandson, goes to the center school, the magnet middle school of which Elaine is the principal.