Thursday, March 31, 2005

jl's account of the lohan incident makes it onto gawker Right between Nicky Hilton and Winona Ryder, who starred in mean girls back when it was called Heathers and was a much better movie.

last thursday night was walking with a friend down essex b/t
Stanton and rivington when we noticed a bunch of movie trailers lined up along
the street. out of nowhere, lindsay lohan storms past us on the sidewalk with
four curlers in her hair and a really distressed look on her face. she was
wearing a white sweater, which contrasted with the sickly burnt-orange shade of
her skin. if mary-kate resembles a homeless munchkin, then (as my friend noted),
lindsay’s more like an oompa loompa.

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