Reagan University, huh?



Yo, hook me up with that Oliver North school of Foreign Relations. Or the Efrain Rios Montt Institute for International Geno-- err, Development. Maybe they could get a Kagan to be the president. Doesn't matter which one, really. (Although Shelly would be funny.) "Creme de la creme." They could make Jeanne Kirkpatrick their "authoritarian" (but not totalitarian) union-buster ('cause these days, aparently, every intsitution of higher learning needs a union buster. But if those damn grad students get out of hand, well, just call Provost Negroponte, no questions asked.



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