(don't read this if you haven't finished season 5 of the wire.)
Apparently the guardian has published a list of the
"biggest douchebags" of 2008. I have several comments. I'm interested, first, in when "douchebag" became permissible speech in UK and US alternative newsmedia outlets. Has it become, like "fuck" or "asshole" urmoored from its association with pathologized female sexual hygeine, with commoditized pudenda? I ask not because i am offended by the list's prurience or because I believe that if one were to refer to, say, Jacob Lew of NYU/Citigroup fame as a "douchebag" one would be conjuring up the specter of "dirty" vaginas in need of corporate commercial cleaning products (hello biopower,) but because i think the question of what, precisely, douchebag means at present in this particular context and how it comes to mean what it means is probably worth asking to someone.
As for the content of the list, well, i don't know what "Eggheads" is, and I don't know who Timothy Mallet is, nor am i that well versed in the specifics of the Andrew Sachs-Russell Brand affair, so let's leave aside those three. I don't think that Soulja Boy line makes him a douchebag. I don't know the song that well, I don't know how seriously one can take a claim such as that. I'm not necessarily arguing that Soulja Boy's drowning in false consciousness as suggesting that maybe we're supposed to take something else away from the sentence than the compiler of this list assumes.
The "little hopper" is named Kenard, and I fail to see how he is a "douchebag." I certainly don't think that is what David Simon and Ed Burns were attempting to convey here. Leaving aside problems with the phrase douchebag which i'll return to below, that Kenard's the douchebag here and not Valcheck, Rawls, Carcetti, or the newspaper Powers That Be exemplifies the kind of sanctification of Omar Little which the character's death is supposed to deflate and which made season three my least favorite (Omar and Brother Mouszone at the ok corral? Can't we go back to this character's intriguing humanity?)
The sexism's certainly apparent in the rationale for naming Sarkozy, whose political loathsomeness has much to do with his chauvinism and nativism and little to do with his wife. Bankers may well be douchebags, but more importantly, as Boots Riley reminds us,
"every banker is a fucking thief." Douchebag unites fascist, neoliberal profiteer, and minor annoyance under the sign of failed masculinity. Masculinity's always failed, i guess, but you know what I mean. Maybe arguing with the premise of a stupid year end list is futile and by spending the last hour doing so instead of working on my diss proposal i've already been won over. Ah, fuck it.
Nirvana - "Stain"
The Rulers - "Copacetic"
MIA& Diplo - Bingo (Diplo Mix) Some "mix," Diplo. (it's just the "Big Pimpin" Riddim.)
Sir Victor Uwaifo & His Melody Maestros - Akayan Ekassa
Go Betweens "Bow Down"
Woody Guthrie - "Dust Can't Kill Me"
The Vaselines - "Molly's Lips." I used Nirvana's Vaselines covers to prove a poiunt last night.
Budos Band - Ghost Walk
Culture - See Them A Come
Michael Washington - Little Girl